Best Jokes

At a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them.

The next evening, I was puzzled when members of the church approached the stage. Then the pastor introduced them.

"This is our prison choir," he said, "they're behind a few bars and always looking for the key."

What cooking/seasoning spice herb can be found in the court of law?

A bay-leaf.

Sign at a fast food place: Eat, or we'll both starve!

I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"

My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."