Best Jokes

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the crime.

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”

"Yes?”

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”

"Have you arrested the woman?”

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Q: How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?

A: Use the rear defrogger.