Best Jokes

What do you call a herd of cattle with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock.

Teach your kids about taxes...

Eat 30% of their ice cream.

Stella, 6, and her mommy were talking.

Stella: "I'll bet you can't wait 'til I'm a teenager!"

Mommy: "Actually, I can."

Stella: "Why?"

Mommy: "Because I like you being sweet."

Stella: "I'll still be sweet when I'm a teenager. I'll just have an awkward way of showing it."

Have you guys heard the rumor concerning butter?

Never mind, I'd better not spread it.