Best Jokes

Santa Claus has the right idea...

Visit people only once a year.

If swimming is so good for your figure...

How do you explain whales?

7. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a box all day long.

6. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. There are 23 power cords but only ONE outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger... they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...

In which you fill in a form by filling it out...

And in which an alarm goes off by going on.