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I used to work in a superstore. One day a sparrow flew in and perched itself by the ceiling. Management wondered how to catch it.

I suggested that we keep a computer terminal unoccupied.

"You can catch it when it stops by to tweet."

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Question: Before showering, should one take off their shirt first or their pants (or lower-half garments) first?

Answer: One should close the door first!

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posted by "Yin Hong" |
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Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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After a tiring day at work, a husband was able to sneak out an hour early. He just wanted to get home and lie down in bed next to his wife.

He gets home and slides into bed next to his sleeping wife. But then he hears a sound coming from underneath. He puts his hand under the bed, expecting to feel the wet nose or tongue of his dog Buddy. He asks, "Is that you, Buddy?"

His hand gets licked and then he hears, "Yes, it's me, Buddy."

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posted by "starkepatrik" |