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Favorite this joke I have a new application for my smart phone where a cartoon face appears as it verbalizes answers to questions I ask of it.
I love asking it things, but I sure wish it wouldn't sigh, roll it's eyes, and say "OMG" before it answers!
When I got married twenty years ago my father advised me to keep a journal of the things which were important to my wife.
I did this and boy has it come in handy. Just the other day she asked, "How many times do I need to tell you that?"
I looked it up and sure enough 14 years ago she casually mentioned it to me. I'm advising my son to memorize his journal.
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next!
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