Best Jokes

What do you call a cow that had a baby?

Decaffeinated!

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told the guy he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the crime.