Best Jokes

Professor: And now, Mr. Jones, what do you know about French syntax?

Student: I didn't know they had to pay any.

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. One bird flies over and the other one swims through the puddle.

Which one gets to the worm first?

The one who swam, of course, because, "da oily boid gets da woim."

So, how do you get down off this elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Q: What do we have in December that we don't have in any other month?

A: The letter "D"!