Best Jokes

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Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.

What kind of construction are dogs good at?

Roofing

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news."

"They're going to name a disease after you."