You don't need to wear spurs on both boots... If one side of a horse starts to run, so will the other.
What did the Super Nova say to the cop when he was pulled over for speeding?
"You can't give me a ticket. I'm a BIG STAR!"
Did you know that 76% of all people who come to this country come with Cataracts?
The rest have Lincoln Continentals.
We're going on a class trip to the Dr. Pepper factory... I hope there's no pop quiz.