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Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready,” he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane.” “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have so long to wait until the next flight,” she replied.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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A distraught investor called his financial advisor. “Is it true? Is my money really all gone?” he asked, wailing.

“No, no, take it easy,” the advisor answered calmly. “It isn't all gone... it’s just with somebody else.”

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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A Policeman came to my door yesterday and asked, “Where were you between four and six?” So I said, "Probably in kindergarten or first grade.”

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |