In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...........
And in 1495 his luggage and baggage finally arrived.
Sama wanted to eat a mango from the tree. He climbed the tree, inspected the mangoes and saw the one he wanted. He then got down so that he could shoot it down and eat.
A man is being paneled for jury...
Attorney: Sir, do you drive?
Attorney: And does your wife drive as well?
Man: NO...NOT as well.
Why is it hard to believe Elsa is the queen of Frozen?
Because every time somebody with a small child walks past her products in a store their assets start leaking.