How can you tell that the time is Irish?
Because it always ends with o'clock.
Why are perforations on a piece of paper a bad idea?
Because they're just tearable!
How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?
By saying, "There's naan there."
What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?
You can't HANDLE the Tooth!