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A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"

The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "dav05dav" |
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Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good.

Friend: I got stung by a brose.

Me: There's no b in rose.

Friend: There was in this one!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you don't know, I'm never having you over my house to use the bathroom!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A Pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |