Best Jokes

What did the Super Nova say to the cop when he was pulled over for speeding?

"You can't give me a ticket. I'm a BIG STAR!"

Did you know that 76% of all people who come to this country come with Cataracts?

The rest have Lincoln Continentals.

We're going on a class trip to the Dr. Pepper factory... I hope there's no pop quiz.

What's the worst kind of flower you can give someone?

Cauliflower