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When I got married twenty years ago my father advised me to keep a journal of the things which were important to my wife.

I did this and boy has it come in handy. Just the other day she asked, "How many times do I need to tell you that?"

I looked it up and sure enough 14 years ago she casually mentioned it to me. I'm advising my son to memorize his journal.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next!

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Balu" |
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Honk if you love peace and quiet!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |