Best Jokes

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist's office and declares, "Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!"

The hypnotherapist shakes his head and says. "Not again..."

You don't need to wear spurs on both boots... If one side of a horse starts to run, so will the other.

What did the Super Nova say to the cop when he was pulled over for speeding?

"You can't give me a ticket. I'm a BIG STAR!"

Did you know that 76% of all people who come to this country come with Cataracts?

The rest have Lincoln Continentals.