Best Jokes

"Of course I'll attend your no alcohol, vegan Halloween party tonight…

I'll be dressed as the Invisible Man!"

I had a happy childhood.

My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?

He went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Why don't cows become waitresses?

They hate being tipped.