Best Jokes

John went with a bunch of friends on a camping trip for the weekend.

"How was the camping trip?" asked a co-worker a few days later.

John replied, "It was intense!"

I used to work in a superstore. One day a sparrow flew in and perched itself by the ceiling. Management wondered how to catch it.

I suggested that we keep a computer terminal unoccupied.

"You can catch it when it stops by to tweet."

Question: Before showering, should one take off their shirt first or their pants (or lower-half garments) first?

Answer: One should close the door first!

Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."