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Favorite this joke The ironing board...
The ironing board is a surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.
They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim.
At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.
The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...
But he hesitated.
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