Best Jokes

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Applicant: Shows up 45 minutes late for interview to be a cable installer.

Interviewer: “You’re hired.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?

Your eyes... they dilate!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Zach" |
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Santa Claus has the right idea...

Visit people only once a year.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If swimming is so good for your figure...

How do you explain whales?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |