Best Jokes

Bill: I know a man who drove a stagecoach and it didn’t have any wheels.

Ted: What held it up?

Bill: Bandits.

Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....

Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.

What did one disgruntled cardboard fake fan say to another?

"I wasn't cut out for this!"

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.