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Favorite this joke I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.
So I asked for one.
He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."
9th Place
won
$6.00
My little sister is allergic to fish, but I didn’t realize that fish were allergic to her.
She took Monstro out of his goldfish bowl to play with him, and he immediately started to gasp and turn blue.
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...
You know she's a keeper!
My new AARP membership arrived in today’s mail as a scratch & sniff card.
I scratch my head over saving a buck on a hotel room and sniff back the tears of joining the blue-haired 4:45 dinner special.
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