Best Jokes

SIGN ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read...

"The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

"Do you believe marriage is a lottery?"

"No... it's not. In a lottery, a man is supposed to have a chance."

They told me, "Follow your dreams..."

So I went back to bed.