Best Jokes

Doctor: "I'm afraid you suffer from obesity."

Patient: "Yes, it runs in the family."

Doctor: "No, nothing runs in your family."

Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.

So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.

"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."

He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.

"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."

Mother: How does a snake move after it comes out of a bar?

Son: In a straight line.