Best Jokes

Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"

Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"

My son and I were sat in the city centre, waiting for my wife to come out of this high-end shoe store, and we were absolutely bored to tears.

Then all the sudden, the entire Royal Ballet came out of nowhere and put on a completely impromptu dance performance!

We were still absolutely bored to tears.

SHERIFF: Miss Morgendorfer, I thought I told you that I didn't want to see your face in my station again?

MISS MORGENDOFER: Well, that's what I told the officer who arrested me, but she didn't want to listen, so here I am.