Best Jokes

An 8 year boy was visiting his grandma who he hadn't seen for awhile.

She immediately said, “My, I think you have grown another foot!”

Without missing a beat, the boy quickly responded, “And it's really hard buying shoes with three feet!”

My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

Walking can add minutes to your life!

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

Why were the horses so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.