Best Jokes

A team leader of the Police Unit directed officers to strategic positions around a building late one night. It was believed a dangerous suspect was hiding out within the area.

Believing the culprit to be on the roof, the lead decided to have an officer shine his flash-light in that direction.

At just the right moment, he whispered, "Okay, throw a light on the roof."

The officer hurled his flashlight to the top of the building.

My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run.

I said no.

He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.

I then thought, I could actually win this.

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"