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My son has a BA and an MA from college.

But his PA still supports him.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Little Girl: "Daddy, what do you have to do to become a doctor?"

Daddy: "You have to do well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an excellent college, then go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you can be anything you want to be."

Little Girl (after some thought): "What do you have to do to be queen?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?

Because they have appeal.

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posted by "Marty" |
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What’s the difference between a mirror and a chatterbox?
One reflects without talking, the other talks without reflecting.

What’s the difference between a 16 ounces and a pianist?
One weighs a pound, the other pounds away.

What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

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posted by "merk" |