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I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend."

Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Jack and his friend walk into a restaurant when they happen to bump into the Jack’s former teacher.

Introducing his teacher, Jack says, “This is Mr. Miller, my high school teacher who always used to correct me and taught me everything I know.”

“Young man,” said Mr. Miller, “you mean I taught you everything you didn’t know, don’t you? I’m not in the habit of teaching students what they already know.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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- You consider McDonald's "real food."

- You actually like doing laundry at home.

- 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.

- It starts getting late on the weeknights.

- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

- You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.

- You'd rather clean than study.

- Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.

- Computer Solitaire is more than a game, it's a way of life.

- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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A man leaves on Friday to go to Chicago.

He stays three days and returns on Friday.

How was that possible?

Friday was the name of his horse.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |