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After our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out he was a high school classmate of my husband's, a man named Love. He said to ask for him the next time we had any problems.

The following year, when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from my job to be there.

After he finished repairing our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. On it was written my name and the scheduling instructions: "Wants Love in afternoon."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Why do all witches wear black?

So you can’t tell which witch is which.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

"So you can all be really sad when I die."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The hairdresser stares for a while in disbelief at her customers greasy hair...

She then asks, “So, did you come to get a haircut or just for an oil change?”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |