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John: How do you get out of doing all the chores your wife wants done?

Fred: It's simple. My motto is, 'Why put off until tomorrow what you don't have to do at all.'

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Shortly after their honeymoon a wife came up with a list of the changes she wanted her new husband to make. Trying to please her, he agreed to change.

A year later, after numerous changes, his wife started complaining he wasn't the man she married.

Go figure.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?"

I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted."

"Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gil Utanes y Calderon" |
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I finally got my head together!

But now my body is falling apart.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |