Fred was going out to lunch one day when he passed by a pet shop with a sign in the window reading, "Puppies for sale, only $10 dollars."

Unable to resist such a good deal, Fred went inside and bought one. As Fred arrived home a few moments later, his wife Louise came to greet him. "How was your lunch, dear?"

"Actually, I didn't buy lunch today." Fred replied.

Louise looks at him quizzically. "You didn't?"

"No," Fred replied. "You see, I passed by a pet shop with a great deal on puppies and ended up spending my money on Elvis?"

"Elvis?"

"Yes," Fred replied. "I ate nothin', bought a hound dog."