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Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime.

Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in, you can’t get off that easy.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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I wrote, "You're an idiot," on my mates cast…

Just to add insult to injury!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."

The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
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A Cheerio sat at the bottom of a box of cereal, but he longed to get to the top of the box. He had heard at the top of the box, there was a huge party, and he wanted to be a part of it.

So one day, he began climbing. He climbed over the other Cheerios, and gradually got his way up the box. It took a lot of trying and determination, but eventually, he made it! He was so excited! And at the top of the box, there was the party, just like he had heard. He got to the dance line, and he danced.

He got to conga line, and he did the conga.

He got to the refreshment line, and ate refreshments.

And he got to the punch line, but there was no punchline.

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posted by "merk" |