Best Jokes

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Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What did one horse say to the other?

"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.

It wasn't intentional.

It was ax-dental.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "iamacutie" |
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I'm a very generous person.

I donate yeast to charities.

I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "iamacutie" |