Best Jokes

"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

"So you can all be really sad when I die."

The hairdresser stares for a while in disbelief at her customers greasy hair...

She then asks, “So, did you come to get a haircut or just for an oil change?”

Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: A mouse.

Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.

Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Car go...

Car go who?

No, car go beep beep!