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What is the time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?

1 banano-second.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and an excited expression. In lectures, he would throw himself from the top of desks and throw Frisbees to students in the back row to illustrate various principles.

One day in class he was spinning on an office chair holding weights in each hand when he lost his balance and tumbled into the first row.

He apologized to his class for going off on a tangent.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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While shopping at the mall, my husband and I became separated. I went out to the car, but realized I didn't have the keys. I went back into the store where we'd been to look for him.

The woman in charge of the carts smiled knowingly. "Finished before your husband I see," she said. "Well, I have three men waiting over there on the bench... take one. It should all work out even at the end of the day."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

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posted by "aod318" |