Best Jokes

Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

I use an extra sensitive toothpaste...

It doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.

Milly and Molly are waiting at the railroad station, watching a train come in.

"Here she comes!" Milly exclaims.

Molly then replies, "Actually, you mean 'Here he comes.' It's a mail train."