Best Jokes

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a pain in the ass to iron."

The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot...

A lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.

The guy who stole my diary died...

My thoughts are with his family.