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Favorite this joke Five year old Little Frankie got a new pair of shoes. His father said, "Frankie you can't get in the mud puddles with these new shoes."
Frankie's father watches as Frankie bounds out the front door, goes to the nearest large mud puddle and stomps in many times. Frankie runs back into the house with a grin from ear to ear proclaiming, "Oh yes, you can!"
"I shall have to put you fellows in the same room," said the hotel keeper.
"That's all right," the guests replied.
"Well, I think," said the host, "you'll have a comfortable night. It's a featherbed."
At two o'clock in the morning one of the guests awoke his companion.
"Change places with me, Dick," he groaned. "It's my turn to lie on the feather."
A customer sat down at a table in a smart restaurant and tied a napkin around his neck. The scandalized manager called a waiter and instructed him, "Try to make him understand, as tactfully as possible, that that's not done."
Said the thoughtful waiter to the customer: "Pardon me, sir, shave or haircut?"
Why is a diet called a "diet"?
Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.
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