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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"

Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"

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posted by "APURBA" |
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For a while I worked at a sarcastic tattoo parlor.

I quit because I couldn’t take the needling.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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My son and I were sat in the city centre, waiting for my wife to come out of this high-end shoe store, and we were absolutely bored to tears.

Then all the sudden, the entire Royal Ballet came out of nowhere and put on a completely impromptu dance performance!

We were still absolutely bored to tears.

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posted by "aod318" |