Best Jokes

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The little boy scurried into the mom & pop grocery store with a worried look on his face, handing the clerk a dollar bill.

"What’s this for, sonny?"

"Momma says all she wants is peas and quiet... do you have that?"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
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My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.

So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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My wife and I went to the dog park yesterday. There was an elderly lady trying to coax her resistant toy poodle to come to her.

Being one that doesn’t mind helping others I picked up the little critter and passed it over to her.

She scowled at me and scurried off. I mentioned to my wife the lady wasn’t very grateful.

My wife replied by saying, “Perhaps you shouldn’t have used the pooper scooper.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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posted by "Don in B'ville" |