I'm not addicted to coffee...
It's more of a committed relationship.
My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week...
I don’t know how much she charges.
What do you get when you eat a rabbit?
You get a hare in your mouth.
Many students across the nation are doing school assignments on their computers from home these days.
Father: Jimmy, you need to go online and do your homework. It’s important to prepare yourself for the profession of choice.
Later on the father checks on Jimmy’s progress only to find him playing video games.
Father: Jimmy, you’re supposed to be doing your homework.
Jimmy: I am doing my homework dad, I’m going to be a video game reviewer on YouTube.