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Favorite this joke History and statistics show that lightning strikes men five times more often than women...
But I think they got the wrong count for how many times women strike men.
An aging comedian is a guest on a late night talk show.
"What do you have coming up?" the interviewer asks him.
"Mostly phlegm."
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Billy: When I grow up I want to explore deep into the Amazon Jungle where no one has ever gone before and I want you to go with me.
Bobby: That sounds scary; you wouldn’t put me in harm's way, right?
Billy: Of course not, I love you like a brother Fredo, I mean Bobby.
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Every year I like to hide a dozen Easter Eggs in the house for the grand children.
This year my wife said "No Way" until I find the two unaccounted for eggs from last year.
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