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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.

They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim.

At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.

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posted by "merk" |
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The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...

But he hesitated.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Tim: I went riding this morning.

Tom: Horseback?

Tim: Oh, sure. He got back two hours before I did.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |