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"A-A-R-P, I wanna join the A-A-R-P..."

"Hey Joe, what's that you're singing?"

"I'm one of the Retirement Village People, and I'm practicing for our upcoming concert!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime.

Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in, you can’t get off that easy.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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I wrote, "You're an idiot," on my mates cast…

Just to add insult to injury!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."

The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Susan Paetznick" |