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Teacher: "Okay class, what is the value of Pi?"

Student: "Well, it's not an exact number but usually it's around $12.99."

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How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?

By saying, "There's naan there."

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Why did the computer go to the Dentist?

Because it had a Blue-Tooth.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. As he walks towards the heaven, he passes by the hell. His curiosity gets better of him and he peeks inside and sees people laughing, singing, a band playing heartily and people are all dancing. He thinks to himself, "If hell is this lively, I cannot wait to see what heaven looks like."

He proceeds and walks into heaven. Heaven is all quiet, serene, birds chirping, flowers blooming, sun is shining. He looks around and sees a man sitting leisurely under a tree. He walks up to him and says, "I just peeped into hell and there everyone was laughing, singing, dancing and they even had a band playing great music. In contrast, it's so quiet in here. The man sitting says, "What did you think? Should we have hired a band here too just for one person?"

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posted by "Veronica Sehnaz" |