Researchers say that cats actually understand when you say their name, they're just choosing to ignore you.
Further research shows that dogs want their owners to know, "I tried to tell you!"
Teacher: Little Johnny, why is the wall in China referred to as the "Great Wall?"
Little Johnny: Because the word "Swell" just didn't quite do it.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.
I love being married...
It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.