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Favorite this joke My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dresser, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel.
The following morning, while I was in front of the dresser combing my hair, my teenage daughter walked in.
"Hi, Mom," she said, taking a look at the dresser. "Fixing your face?"
When I was a child, my parents used to always say "Pardon my French" after a swear word.
I'll never forget the first day of French, when my teacher asked us if any of us knew any French.
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.
He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"
After our brand-new washing machine broke down, my in-laws, my husband, and I were discussing how today’s appliances can’t compete with the quality of those made 50 years ago.
“Oh, yes,” agreed my mother-in-law, never a fan of housework. “Years ago they were built to last. I’ve still got the same iron from when we were first married, and there’s not a thing wrong with it.”
Dryly, my father-in-law added, "Well, yes, but it’s never been out of the box, dear."
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