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I use an extra sensitive toothpaste...

It doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Milly and Molly are waiting at the railroad station, watching a train come in.

"Here she comes!" Milly exclaims.

Molly then replies, "Actually, you mean 'Here he comes.' It's a mail train."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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What did the dyslexic worm say to the voracious largemouth bass???

“Oh carp!”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
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I struck a deal with my local gym.

They wanted $24 a month if I show up, but only $12 a month if I don't show up.

That's 50% off!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "aod318" |