Best Jokes

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"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."

"Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her."

"Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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He's making a list, he's checking it twice.

He left it at home, he's texting his wife...

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Comedian: "I highly object to you having me go on stage after that monkey act."

Stage manager: "Honestly, I can understand, the audience might have thought it was an encore."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night.

The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many."

Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?"

"No, sir, birthdays!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |