Best Jokes

My kids are so open to experiencing culture.

They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant.

Diner: "Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?"

Waiter: "What does it taste like?"

Diner: "I don't know."

Waiter: "Then what's the difference?"

Think About It...

- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

- How can there be self-help "groups"?

It was different when we were kids.

In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts...

To make ashtrays for Mother's Day.