Best Jokes

How do you know when you're getting old?

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.

That's deep enough!

What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Why don't bald men have keys?

It's because they don't have locks!

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."