Best Jokes

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I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night.

The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many."

Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?"

"No, sir, birthdays!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Fun Fact!!!

Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Dad jokes leave me numb.

But math jokes leave me number.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My kids are so open to experiencing culture.

They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |