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Writing my name in cursive...

It's my signature move!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures.

He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him.

That’s why wherever you go, you will usually find at least one Bill Ding.

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posted by "Pillowpack" |
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Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.

They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.

After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one of the nuns and said to her, "Weren't you afraid that the habits could have ripped or broken since they are old?"

The nun replied, "Nah, don't you know old habits are hard to break!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter bollocks.

I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling...

All she gave up was sex.

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posted by "aod318" |