Best Jokes

You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.

There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.

It's winter time, the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour at twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love, when the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around...
I could never leave 'cause I'm frozen to the ground!

Just spoke with Bill Withers.

I told him his song "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He responded, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"

You know why dogs have no money?

No pockets.