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What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?

One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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"Trouble with your throat, eh... ever gargle with salt water?"

"Yes, sort of. I nearly drowned while swimming last summer."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A star-struck young lady was invited to a Hollywood Christmas party. She spied a star she was sure she knew and went up to him.

“I’m a huge fan!” she said. “Could I touch your neck?”

The actor stepped back and said, “What are you talking about?"

She blurted, “Aren’t you Zach Woods?”

“No, I’m James Woods!” he answered with some annoyance.

“I’m so sorry,” she confessed. “I guess I was in the wrong neck of the woods.”

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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My doctor advised me to limit red meat in my diet.

So I stopped putting ketchup on my meatloaf.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "zacklyw" |