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What do you call an all male, mathematics school?

A Man-U-fractioning facility.

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posted by "Mahovy" |
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The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.

"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."

"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.

"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.

"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

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posted by "aod318" |
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Want to feel old?

A celebrity you’ve never heard of has never heard of a celebrity that you have heard of.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?”

Little Johnny: “It’s when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.”

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posted by "Marty" |