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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...

So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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After doing laundry, I was putting my clean socks in the top dresser drawer when suddenly the bottom drawer sprang open and smacked me in the shins.

I bent over to close the bottom drawer and the top drawer sprang open and clipped me on the forehead. No sooner did I stand up and close the top drawer when the bottom drawer sprang open again and smacked my chins again.

So, I learned an important lesson in life: When one drawer closes, another drawer opens!

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posted by "Pillowpack" |
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The other day, I was watching a cooking show where they used leftover beer to make batter for chicken wings.

What surprised me most about this was the fact that anyone would have leftover beer!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |