Best Jokes

So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"

I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."

He said: "Did he eat red meat?"

I said: "No, he minded his own business."

A man fell into a display of 300 golf clubs at a sport shop earlier today.....

Doctors have said that he should be OK, but he's not out of the woods yet

I just phoned the Police, because someone broke into my home and released thousands of house flies in it...

They're sending out the swat team!