Best Jokes

If you were born in 1983 and remember Red Red Wine...

Then UB40

The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten.

"Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?"

"On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.

Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased.

"Johnny," she said, "if you wanted to go to the park with your friends, why didn't you come and ask me first?"

"Because," Johnny replied, "I wanted to go to the park with my friends."

I put Jesus as my background picture and now my phone never dies.

Yup, He's my screen-savior.