Best Jokes

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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...

So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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After doing laundry, I was putting my clean socks in the top dresser drawer when suddenly the bottom drawer sprang open and smacked me in the shins.

I bent over to close the bottom drawer and the top drawer sprang open and clipped me on the forehead. No sooner did I stand up and close the top drawer when the bottom drawer sprang open again and smacked my chins again.

So, I learned an important lesson in life: When one drawer closes, another drawer opens!

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posted by "Pillowpack" |