Best Jokes

An American bought the fastest car ever created.

He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"

The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"

Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?

A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”

What's Forrest Gump's computer password?

1Forrest1

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!