Best Jokes

Comedian: "I highly object to you having me go on stage after that monkey act."

Stage manager: "Honestly, I can understand, the audience might have thought it was an encore."

I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night.

The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many."

Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?"

"No, sir, birthdays!"

Fun Fact!!!

Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

Dad jokes leave me numb.

But math jokes leave me number.