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A fellow had a buzzard for a pet and decided to take him to Hawaii on vacation. He realized it was a long flight and that he couldn't afford the exorbitant fees charged by air lines for extra luggage.

He wasn't prepared for Delta to deny boarding to his pet buzzard, Buford, though. Seems Buford had too much carrion baggage.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Give a man a fish, and he’ll 
Instagram it...

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
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Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

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posted by "aod318" |
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What does the duck say mommy?

Quack Quack.

What does the kitty say mommy?

Meow.

What does the donkey say?

You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Marty" |