Comedian: "I highly object to you having me go on stage after that monkey act."
Stage manager: "Honestly, I can understand, the audience might have thought it was an encore."
I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night.
The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many."
Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?"
"No, sir, birthdays!"
Fun Fact!!!
Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?
Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
Dad jokes leave me numb.
But math jokes leave me number.