I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night.
The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many."
Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?"
"No, sir, birthdays!"
Fun Fact!!!
Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?
Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.
"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon.
"What for?" asked his colleague.
"About $17,000."
"What did he have?"
"Oh, about $17,000."
Dad jokes leave me numb.
But math jokes leave me number.