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Bert: Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream?

Ernie: Sherbert

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Ava " |
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A husband had been away for a few months and had a romantic evening planned for he and his wife. He sent the two older kids to the movies but could not persuade the youngest boy to go along.

Finally he makes a deal with the boy. If the boy will go sit on the curb in front of their house, the father will give the boy 5 bucks for every man he sees go by in a red hat.

A while later the little boy comes running into the house and bangs on the bedroom door and shouts: "Dad, if you think you're getting screwed in there, you'd better come outside, 'cause there's a Shriner's convention going past."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Father to his son:

Do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?

Because she makes my world explode!

@dadjokehansolo

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posted by "Teddy" |
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Teacher: "Which is the best month to study?"

Student: "Octembruary."

Teacher: "Don't be silly. There's no month like that."

Student: "Exactly...."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Steve Fernandez" |