Did you hear about the 2 hairdressers who got married?
They had the perfect family... two boys and one curl!
"Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No, this is how I dress when I go to work..."
Where there's a will...
I want to be in it!
The discussion goes on and on as to if smoking is good or bad for you.
But how can they question that when it cures salmon?